unsound advice

n. Anything a non-educated authority figure says.

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Do not, and here I am begging you Mom, heed that unsound advice.

by gnostic3 April 26, 2020

Serious Advice

Don’t trust Sir Charles Shrek The 1st she ate her puppies and killed a frog

Please listen to this serious advice

by Lucinda is Lit July 18, 2020

Improvised explosive advice

Advice designed to get you to do something stupid.

She told me to just go in there and DEMAND a raise. Now that I've gotten fired and she's been promoted, I think maybe that piece of advice was really improvised explosive advice.

by lovelyspam September 8, 2011

advice

don't be friends with someone that will act as if they like you. don't be around someone that will manipulate you into thinking that they will also be by your side and that they we never leave you. don't act like she hasn't made several comments on how much you eating. don't act like she hasn't ghosted you for a straight month and come back like nothing happened. Stop covering what shes done wrong.

Me: "I have some advice."
You: Okay, what is it?

by dunnowhatimdoinghere June 12, 2023

Roper Advice

Advice given that wouldn't be followed by the advice given themselves.

"Hey you should go steal that truck" - Advice Giver
"You do it" - Response
"Oh hell nah" - Advice Giver
"Yeah not finna follow your Roper Advice" - Response

by TheOneTrueDefiner February 10, 2023

Relationship Advice

Don't take it from fat-cocks who hooked up with women.

Relationship Guy "MY relationship advice is this: Have long term relationships and DON'T just use women for sex."

Hym "Did YOU hook up with women? How fat is your cock?"

Relationship Guy "Uh... Erm... What does that have to do with anything? It's better! REALLY! Trust me."

Hym "Yeah, I don't trust you that would be stupid- You have a daughter, don't you?"

Relationship Guy "Uuuummm... I don't see what that-"

Hym "And now you're trying to make everyone do the thing you DIDN'T have to do, right? You don't want your daughter getting slutted out the way you slutted out other people's daughters."

Relationship Guy "That's... Um..."

Hym "Yeah, no, kill yourself. You're hypocritical fat-cocked garbage and deserve to die more than everyone who actually ends up dying."

by Hym Iam December 27, 2023

financial advice

something my math teacher needs

Im broke. can you give me some financial advice?

by santascomingtojumpyou January 26, 2024