Wichita Style Porker

A sandwich consisting of an entire pig (occasionally coated in barbecue sauce) between two slices of buttered bread

Guy 1: Haha, very funny, seriously what do you want?
Guy 2: I’ve been to SEVEN FUCKING STORES. NOT A SINGLE ONE HAD A WICHITA STYLE PORKER AND I’M GETTING FED UP!

by TheJonkler September 10, 2024

Wichita Clarinet

When you shove both ends of an instrument into two girls pussy's and queef in order to play the instrument. The sound comes out of the girls mouths.

My cousin and m y sister were singing Beethoven for me when i made them do that Wichita Clarinet

by Wichita Wanker November 8, 2025