unfortunately straight

Someone who is “unfortunately straight” doesn’t actually like women/men and their interests, but is unfortunately sexually attracted to them.

Girl 1: What's wrong with that guy?
Girl 2: He's butthurt that I rejected him because he's unfortunately straight.
Girl 1: What does that mean?
Girl 2: It means that he is sexually attracted to a person but cares not about their interests or anything that makes them a human.

Girl 1: So he see's you as an object to satisfy his wants and needs without reciprocation?
Girl 2: Exactly.

by CatWoman8696 January 9, 2024

Unfortunance

Unfortunance an unfortunate and unintended event or occurrence, usually resulting in injury or property damage.
It is unfortunate.

I'm sorry for this unfortunance, but you'll make it through this.

by azhapu December 14, 2022

poor unfortunate dome

brain/head/neck that you want and don't want at the same time. also a famous song.

hey uber driver, have you ever heard of poor unfortunate dome?

by dome man November 28, 2023

Unfortunate

When you’re hungover to high hell and your mom alerts you that you’re picking her up two hours away

That is beyond unfortunate man

by Swiller21 May 7, 2023

Unfortunate love

Usually, in movies or shows, one, the protagonist falls in love with somebody, but the person they love breaks their heart.

“he has unfortunate love…”

by Mr. Gupta August 8, 2023

unfortunate

adjective

unfortunate is a word you would use to describe a bad situation that isn't working out.

eg
olivia: "i can't believe i was friends with alex"
emily: "i know it's so unfortunate"

by Gsisins August 31, 2022

An Unfortunate Homeless Man

To receive the act of entering a Milwaukee Sarcophagus.

Person 1: Is that guy putting that other guy in a Milwaukee Sarcophagus?
Person 2: Dang, that sucks. I think he's homeless too.
Person 1: Well isn't that an Unfortunate Homeless Man

by Khanituss February 25, 2021