Toobin’

To knowingly or unknowingly masturbate on any video conferencing system while others are logged on to the video conference like Jeffrey Toobin, CNN Legal Analyst, did on 10/19/20.

Ben: It looks like Ralph just exposed himself on our Zoom conference call this morning. Did you see it?

Harold: Dude, I totally saw it! Ralph was Toobin’ in front of everyone!

by Mil3druid4 October 19, 2020

Toobining

Masturbating (unknowingly) while on a Zoom, Skype, or Webex video conference.

Jeffery Toobin was suspended from The New Yorker for Toobining.

by MAGA2020!!!!! October 20, 2020

TOOBIN

Toobin: masturbating in front of large audience... preferably on line(zoom)

Dude... I was on zoom with my homies and forgot I left my camera on. They totally caught me TOOBIN!

by Fischhead October 19, 2020

Toobin’

The practice of verbalizing fantasies about the defeat and humiliation of your political opponents in a group setting, for the purposes of arousal and self-gratification.

“Man, they really care about the Supreme Court, huh?”

“Nah, they’re just Toobin’.”

by RightRev October 19, 2020

toobin

The act of showing one's genitalia during a zoom call while pretending it was accidental.

Jeffery was toobin for a bruisin' after he forgot mute his camera during a zoom call with his wife.

by youtellmenow October 19, 2020

toobin'

to inadvertently pull one's penis out during a Zoom video call

Can you believe Scottie on the Zoom call earlier? He must have forgotten his camera was on. Sally was right in the middle of her pitch and he just started toobin' out of nowhere.

by Jeffie Ross October 19, 2020

toobin'

Jerking off whilst on a Zoom call.

"Did you hear about Jeffrey? He was caught toobin' last week."

by RamDamThankYouMaam October 19, 2020