Kaden Robert Register

Big butthole that smells like fish

When I go in the bathroom it smells like Kaden Robert Register

by Mlbtheshowplayer18 September 26, 2018

taylor register

The weirdest person I have ever met. But pretty cool. Soccer player. But totally not a PLAYER.

Woah, who is that the soccer player, um.... what’s her name again?
It’s Taylor Register.
But its fine, she’s not a player.

by TTHE COOL GUY September 21, 2017

Turkish Cash Register

When someone inserts the chip side of a credit/debit card into your rectum.

My girl gave me the Turkish Cash Register last night, then made me pay for child support.

by TheAllKnowingMrD May 10, 2018

pen register

AKA A dialed number recorder (DNR). This device records all numbers dialed from a particular telephone line. For law enforcement agencies to get a pen register approved for surveillance, they must get a court order from a judge. You might have heard this term used on television once or twice.

We need to get a pen register on all the payphones from the low rises, so we can find out who these drug dealers are calling.

by WhatTheKweh March 19, 2018

the register

A fictional register that has unlimited storage and eventually turns into a black whole and consumes everything around it. Can be used to describe things that stop working, disappear or go out of bounds

You're going to the register bro.

by zackrain November 17, 2020

register hands

Legal term for a person that has mastered a level of Ata ita martial arts fighting that has hands considered to be a lethal weapon

One 3rd degree black belt fighter must register hands legally in certain states

by anonymous June 26, 2023

Register princess

Someone who works a fast food/food service job who is only useful when placed on the position of register. Register princesses cannot multi task or contribute to the team in any regard beyond dealing with basic transactions.

Damn, we were getting so slammed! I wanted Arik to help put food in the oven, but he’s such a register princess that I just did it myself.

by Xoivdela July 31, 2023