by cashguy July 25, 2023
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He wonders why He is still stuck somewhere between I’m so Lonesome I could Cry by Hank Williams Sr and Straight Cold Player by Lenny Kravitz. He knows He is finished Kryptonite by Three Doors Down and Broken- hearted Savior by Big Head Todd and Your own Personal Jesus by Depeche Mode. He hopes to be working the Good Stuff.
He likes pastoral scenery and has a natural relationship with animals.
He wonders why He is still stuck somewhere between I’m so Lonesome I could Cry by Hank Williams Sr and Straight Cold Player by Lenny Kravitz. He knows He is finished Kryptonite by Three Doors Down and Broken- hearted Savior by Big Head Todd and Your own Personal Jesus by Depeche Mode. He hopes to be working the Good Stuff.
He likes pastoral scenery and has a natural relationship with animals.
by The Real Beast. October 4, 2023
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Get the Tophered mug.Hottest, sexiest man to ever be brought out of its mothers girl penis and to be given the blessing of being named such a hot and elegant name. When girls see men named Topher that go “Awooga” and pass out. Topher is always a hot man who has a really big Italian sausage and who is irresistible and cute, sexy, hot, passionate, pretty, gorgeous, and attractive.
by SmellySpit March 20, 2021
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by simple genius May 18, 2021
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Hey mark I was shitting and guess what happened , I bled out of my ass when I shat and my shit was green it felt like a Holiday topher
by Yesmamsir May 21, 2021
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