tonic klonic

A spin off of the classic gin and tonic taken to the next level with an added dosage of klonopin.

Bartender:
What would you like to drink?

Customer:
This week has been tough and need something strong to take the edge off.

Bartender:
Sounds like you need a tonic klonic!

by dont.panic.its.organic October 26, 2017

tonic grind

drunken sex after drinking gin and tonic

Hey man I'm going home to do the tonic grind Esskeetttiiittt.

by SadDoris November 10, 2017

yellow tonic

Bottom shelf liquor.

The only think you’ll find at this bar is coors light, and the finest yellow tonic in town.

by FUCKALLIDON'TNEEDTHISSHIT November 27, 2017

Kiss and tonic

Gin and tonic with olive oil

I made you a kiss and tonic

by Gin and tonic June 16, 2016

kiss and tonic

A gin and tonic with olive oil

I made you a kiss and tonic

by Gin and tonic June 16, 2016

Tonic rub

When you rub carbonated liquid on your partners body

She and I decided to try the tonic rub

by Chad stephens December 11, 2020

Dreamweaver Tonic

The Dreamweaver Tonic is a shimmering liquid that radiates a soothing aura. When imbibed, it transports the drinker into a vivid and ethereal dreamscape. It enhances the dreamer's ability to shape their dreams, enabling them to explore fantastical realms and experience extraordinary adventures while they sleep.

Behold, the Dreamweaver Tonic! With a single sip, your slumber will transform into a gateway to limitless wonders. Unleash your imagination and embark on journeys beyond imagination within the realm of dreams.

by AustinReaves May 20, 2023