King’s Squire

When your partner is craving the baby gravy so you decide to do it in style. You get a slinky, lubricate it, and file your Punisher through it. You then stroke yourself for however long needed. You make sure that you drink 6oz of food coloring do that your dude milk comes out as different colors. Then, your partner proceeds to get on his/her knees and you bust all over there face. This process has been dubbed the name, “King’s Squire”

“Ayo, last night I gave my girl a King’s Squire”
“Nice bro”

by The_Chubby_One November 17, 2020

Squire

The designated person to prepare the paraphernalia when smoking marijuana.

Fill the bong Squire. (Or)
Why don’t you fill the bong you squire ?

by ApolloandStamp July 30, 2020

squires

the act of electrocuting the penis in front of a large audience for pleasure.

Mariella: Next up, we have Kyle. He’ll performing a squires for you lucky audience members tonight.

by jojoman235 November 18, 2017

purse squire

Title of a man holding a purse for his girlfriend or wife.

I had to be the purse squire for my wife for over an hour while she tried on clothes in the fitting room at the mall and she still didn't buy anything!

by FucilloHuge September 23, 2012

Squire-lee

A person who doesn’t bite their tongue and tells it how it is all the time. Has no filter and can tell the vibe of the room just by walking in it with their strong intuition & gut feeling

Squire-lee - Hey, you know what?
Person- what?
Squire-lee - you’re an entitled little sissy who complains about everything.

Person- ughhh….?

Squire-lee - Ok, have a good day!

by Da Lord Beerus November 23, 2021

Squire level

1. A low budget person who is basic.

2. A “Squire level” Fender guitar is a cheap Fender guitar that is made from cheaper wood, hardware, and pickups.

Jill: O MG! That guitar salesman told me Epiphone is just as good as a proper Les Paul!
Jared: WTF?? that dude is totally Squire level.

by 2littlebooboos January 20, 2024

amy squire

AMY SQUIRE. is a girl who is a homosexual!😝 and is completely proud to say it 🏳️ 🌈🏳️ 🌈🏳️ 🌈 as she shares her lesbian and experiences on her tiktok page. jumbo*****.

“hey! do you know amy squire!”

“yeah! she’s gay”

by puthay my religion June 26, 2021