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septic nuggets

A smooth, sometimes bumpy, textured chocolate colored nugget sized substance found within the septic waste tank. Caused by the formation of dispersed miniature fecal matter released from what is known as the anal gland.
I would love to find myself a bunch of scrumptious septic nuggets in your septic tank. Maybe we should pitch this idea to Mc' Donnald's.
by Mc' Nuggin' it December 4, 2015
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SEPTIC juice

SEPTIC juice trash dumpster tank ho whore skank slut
She is worse than trash. She is SEPTIC juice.
by allthingzpossible November 19, 2018
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septic mound

The sexual act of taking a shit on your girlfriend/boyfriends chest. Same as hot carl.
I just laid a septic mound on susans chest.
by Septic mound October 21, 2017
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Septic Kiss

When solid output into the toilet is ongoing, you flush while still seated to "clear things up." The toilet clogs (unbeknownst to you!); the water rises up and kisses your ______.
"Honey, you just took a shower...why are you in there again?"

"Oh my GOD! I got Septic Kissed!"
by Elk e summer September 20, 2011
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Septic Maiden

The torture method by which an individual is shoved into a full porta potty alongside sharp objects such as glass bottles or lightbulbs. Afterwards locked inside and rolled down a hill so the sharp items shatter and cut their body, allowing the sloshing filth to infect their wounds.
Poor Johny man, he got drunk last night at the concert and accidentally gave himself the Septic Maiden when he fell over with his bottle.
by K0-6 January 20, 2023
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septic pussy

this mean your private part severely needs washing or another way to say that u smell like fish please go wash up
“omg that girl pussy stank
that bitch got septic pussy”
“yea she def needa wash up NOW”
by bitchy smut November 8, 2023
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septic tank whale

beautiful human being. confident in their body. intelligent like whales. filled with joy
damn! that sure is a good looking septic tank whale! i wish i could date her.
by drizzydrake13 November 18, 2023
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