Definition: Selma is a person who you cannot read, whilst talking to a Selma you will find yourselff wondering if she is actually interested in talking to you, or just insatiably horny. A Selma might make outlandish statements and gloss over them as if they were just any mundane sentence that could be uttered by a sentient human being. A Selma might also get between your social relationships both metaphorically and physically. A Selma might even manage to turn you and your dearest friend against each other or unite in hatred against them. They generally have massive foreheads. If you run into a person who could be described as a "Selma" your best choice of action would be to get the fuck outta' dodge!
Yo! did Selma just try to molest you again?
This bitch has real Selma vibes.
I cant tell if im horny or hate myself, why the fuck would I talk to her otherwise?
This bitch has real Selma vibes.
I cant tell if im horny or hate myself, why the fuck would I talk to her otherwise?
by BIgMiddleman January 18, 2025
Get the Selma mug.An arabic phrase describing a person (typically a woman) who has bad taste in men, and would do anything for them. Selmas also have problems with men, like having a crush on multiple men and not knowing which one to choose. The phrase originates from Morocco.
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I moved to Mississippi from Selma after Tyrone Stallworth killed three of my family members from 2001 to 2009.
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