A dumbass cunt with the IQ of a pineapple, that can't even walk on two feet without sucking someones dick. He's so hated that even his fucking dad left him after his mom gave birth of the kid without any ears cause he gets what he wants. This is comparable to a fucking cockroach, nothing more, nothing less.
Secretary F4C3M4N_ACTUAL was walking through the park when he saw TACTlCALHAWK. All hell broke loose, and he eventually went rogue and sucked his dick. :smirk:
by TACTlCALHAWK July 25, 2017
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In order to increase the probability to be nominated for the chancellor job she just ran for the office of the Secretary of Defense.
She does not have any military experience neither.
She is also known as “Mini Merkel” because people compare her limply incompetent politics with Merkel.
Now the Bundeswehr (German Military) is fucked up again.
In order to increase the probability to be nominated for the chancellor job she just ran for the office of the Secretary of Defense.
She does not have any military experience neither.
She is also known as “Mini Merkel” because people compare her limply incompetent politics with Merkel.
Now the Bundeswehr (German Military) is fucked up again.
1: Do you know the German Secretary of Defense?
2: Before it was Ursula von der Leyen. But van der Leyen is now Commission President of the EU.
Now the Secretary of Defense of Germany is Annegret Kramp-Karrenbauer.
What a difficult name, huh?
And again a limply person for an office next to Merkel.
2: Before it was Ursula von der Leyen. But van der Leyen is now Commission President of the EU.
Now the Secretary of Defense of Germany is Annegret Kramp-Karrenbauer.
What a difficult name, huh?
And again a limply person for an office next to Merkel.
by aPublisherFromEurope July 25, 2019
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Have a blast
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Have a blast
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