Bender Sender

When a guy is too drunk to get a hard on but he sends anyways.

Yo dude I'm bender sender, my dick was floppy as fuck but I still got it in.

Cool Brad, thanks for telling me faggot.

by Tyrone Jimbo April 19, 2018

Bender Sender

When a guy is too drunk to get a hard on but sends anyways.

Brad: Yo dude I'm a bender sender! My dick was bendy as fuck but I still sent it bro.

Bill: Cool Brad, thanks for telling me faggot.

Brad: Yea dude sender bender sender.

Bill: Shut the fuck up.

by Tyrone Jimbo April 19, 2018

Sender

Someone who does everything to be able to suck Elias' dick. But he doesn't just stop there. On the contrary this is only the beginning. We're talking about 69, doggy,handcuffed to the bed, alabama hotpocket.

I am sendering my way through my gay best friend

by The OG Behzy March 16, 2018

Return to Sender

When you shit on someone's dick and they give you anal sex.

Person 1: You'll never guess what me and Tom did last night!
Person 2: What?
Person 1: I made like a postman and did Return to Sender!
Person 2: Nice!

by ThePancakeLord33 September 4, 2016

Return-to-sender

After ejaculating into another person (creampie), the sender the proceeds to perform oral, thus taking back the dropped package.

He couldn't last, but he totally owned that return-to-sender to make up for it!

by ninjawise December 13, 2019

Return To Sender

Suck a dick, pretend you swallowed, go in for a kiss then drop his nut in his mouth.

Jenna totally pulled a return to sender on George

by theo_b_20 February 9, 2020

Return to Sender

It's a variation of a blumpkin. Instead of a chick blowing you, she shits on your balls. Then, when you fuck her, your shitty balls slap o n her ass and put it back.

This bitch was riding me on the shitter and she shit on my balls, so later I pounded her missionary and hit her ass with a return to sender.

by deathfordough February 17, 2020