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Roadkill

Uncountable noun.
Roadkill is basically the squished-up remains of some poor critter that got itself flattened by a car. It's like nature's way of saying, "Oops, you should've looked both ways, dumbass!"
Example: "I hit that raccoon so hard, it looked like it was auditioning for a horror flick—total roadkill carnage!"
by Dan_78653 January 3, 2025
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Roadkill

(adj, prop. noun) Word describing a person who embodies the characteristics of roadkill.
Ahlers was hit by a car a few weeks ago, and will hence forth be known by the name Roadkill.
by Johnson's Daddy February 21, 2023
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Cranial Roadkill

Cranial Roadkill: a ghastly wig, the worst toupee ever created.
I cannot take a man with such cranial roadkill seriously
“That wig looks like roadkill. Cranial roadkill”
by G Crass February 22, 2024
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