Anal-Rapture

Form of punishment for employees who don’t follow instructions.

Management called Dennis into the office this morning for an “ANAL-RAPTURE”. After he parked in the wrong location.

by AssMan1987 October 11, 2022

Raptures

Hot as fuck.

"Bro you are like Raptures, cause you are hot as fuck"

by LilKorzini May 21, 2022

Rapture

Latest song and one of best tunes Declan McKenna has released.

Rapture in my head. I keep looking up like I'm already dead.

by UltimateDoge May 2, 2021

Rapture

A city where a man is entitled to the sweat of his brow.

I'm going to rapture

by Aidsdrinker March 24, 2022

Rapturing

1. Claiming to step away from a date “for a moment” (restroom? a smoke? a call?), but sneaking out the back door to sweet freedom.

2. Agreeing to meet a date at a 2nd location but never showing up.

Rapturing ex:

1. That guy was so creepy I had to rapture in the middle of the date.

2. Ugh! I think Anton got raptured somewhere between coffee and the restaurant.

by Nerdytyper October 11, 2021

Raptureful

A state of rapture or ecstasy.

An overwhelming feeling of warmth.
A conglomeration of the feelings nostalgia, wanderlust, and insatiable curiosity.

The feeling on the edge of your seat right before the climax of a gripping story.
The feeling of goosebumps before moments before atrocity.

Good, Great, Cool, Dope, Epic, Lovely, Raptureful.

“The world is burning.”
“Isn’t it wonderful?”
“No, it is raptureful.”

by raptureful February 25, 2022

rapture

to be lovingly attacked by a dinosaur in the modern day, not before the meteor that meant the impending doom of the dinosaurs

“the other day i was raptured by jimmy the velociraptor”

by dysdiadochokinesia June 23, 2021