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prefers the flatter shoe

Lesbian . Gay woman.
Typically the more “masculine” of the relationship, given to the wearing of Doc Martens to complement her crew cut hair and dungarees
I bet that fat skinhead bitch prefers the flatter shoe
by Napoleon BonerPart February 4, 2023
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Preference

My preference is to live in a world where no one is insulated from ridicule or insult for ANY reason. No exceptions. Because (as I've said before) NONE OF MY SHIT IS OFF LIMITS IS IT? That's my fucking preference. Nothing is off limits. Not soulless cripples. Not your molested buttholes. Not your mongrel children (Who's lives have no value to anyone who isn't you). Not your inferior slut wife. Not your God. No exceptions. EVER. And then you can sit there and RESPECT MY PREFERENCE WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT. And that's what we're going to do. We're all going to do my preference now. I'm going to sit here and take a giant shit and every fiber of your beings one atom at a time. Why? Because I prefer that that happens to you instead of not happening.
Hym "It's just a preference. I prefer insulting you kids and immutable qualities and women in general. I don't really NEED to do this. Shit, it might even be better for everyone if I didn't. But I prefer doing this over other things. I really do. I'd prefer it if you were all stripped of the thing that I don't have. So that's what I'm going to do. Shit, I totally get that you want people to do that. Respect your "off limits things". But I just don't want to do that. And you don't have the right to make me. So there. Preference imposed. I hope your daughters read this and cried. And not THIS this but like... You know what I mean."
by Hym Iam February 22, 2023
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I prefer warm water

Im hearing voices again
I wanna kill myself
I have the urge to cut myself
by Ipreferwarmwater :3 November 23, 2023
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Prefer

Yeah, you see it's vaguely analogous to the thing they're doing to me isn't it?
Hym "Yeah, see that's sad and all, that they're getting kidnapped and bred for organ harvesting.... BUUUUUUUUT I know now that if they were free they would be statistically more likely to be fucking a retard behind my back instead of fucking me! I would prefer that literally anything happen other than fucking that retard happen to them. Preferences are fun. I think I may have been wrong about preference. Probably not. Either way, which form of apathy would you rather receive from me today? How about a little 'That's THEIR problem'? How's that sound? How about 'That's none of my business'? If you spreading awareness helps in abstract then aren't I just as much as you about it? You're welcome! I don't even care and I'm doing just as much about it as you, except, for free. I do love helping. Oh! How about a little 'Well, clearly they aren't making the right sacrifices! This is evidenced by the fact that the are where they are! If they were making the rught sacrifices they wouldn't be slaves!' Ooo! Yeah, that one felt good! And I can absolve myself of guilt for doing nothing about it by spreading awareness! Hurray me!"
by Hym Iam July 6, 2023
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Show. Me. One. Person. Who. Has. The. OPPOSITE. Preference.
Hym "It took you 8 years and you still can't find a single person who has the opposite preference. Not 1. Because it isn't a thing and you know it isn't a thing. You don't respect men unconditionally yet expect respect from men unconditionally."
by Hym Iam August 29, 2023
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prefer

This word is used to say you like something more than another thing.
Fun fact- the word came from two Latin words.
I like chocolate, but I prefer healthy things.
by Rosdex October 19, 2022
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Preferred Fap

When you aren't risking catching whatever they've got, but they're still attractive enough to warrant rubbing one out later
1: Yo, did you have sex with her?!
2: Of course not, it was a preferred fap.
by Kingturboturtle February 22, 2021
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