A description of the state of rigor mortis, usually in a victim who has died where discovery of the death is delayed until after rigor has commenced
A reference to a rural belief that some members of the clergy frequently have anal sex with farm animals, particularly young calves
A reference to a rural belief that some members of the clergy frequently have anal sex with farm animals, particularly young calves
by Redd D. Ringbone February 24, 2010
Get the Stiffer than a preacher's cock up a calf's ass mug.Often manicured, clean, soft, and free of scars, callouses, or any other evidence of actual labor, preacher's hands indicate a life of idle preaching.
"That Habitat for Humanity recruiter was full of shit. How can he claim to build anything? He's got total preacher's hands."
"My boss says he knows how to fix a car, but have you seen his preacher's hands? The only fixing he can do is with a credit card."
"My boss says he knows how to fix a car, but have you seen his preacher's hands? The only fixing he can do is with a credit card."
by Charmingly Grouchy June 29, 2010
Get the Preacher's Hands mug.The feeling you get when someone has reached so far into what you are doing it feels like they have inserted themselves into your every crevasse of your anal canal
Adam felt The Preacher Effect so much he could read the guys wrist watch protruding from his mouth.
That was the worst Preacher Effect of my life. Now my arse is so stretched 4 squatters have permanently moved in to ease the pain.
That was the worst Preacher Effect of my life. Now my arse is so stretched 4 squatters have permanently moved in to ease the pain.
by EvLovesGoldenRivets November 16, 2020
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by OhThisGuy21 October 22, 2017
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by dr. fleuss August 6, 2011
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Yeah, I can't believe she compared non-vegans to Hitler.
Yeah, I can't believe she compared non-vegans to Hitler.
by wordyteen January 27, 2024
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