Potato

A unit of currency. When used in this sense, the plural is "potato." Related units of currency are the turnip, the goat, etc.

I will pay you seven potato to marry my daughter.

by MangMang April 11, 2015

Potato

A term used in gaming to define a fuck-up

DUDE that guy i so potato,he misses every single shot!

by SoleNigger29 November 5, 2016

Potato

A word to be said when desiring to seem random or simply because you're unsure of what to say at a particular time. Technically does refer to the vegetable but the relevant use is not descriptive of anything more than boredom, anxiety or strangeness of character.

With nothing else coming to mind I simply announced 'Potatoe' to at least break the awkward silence.

by John Word Smith November 10, 2015

Potato

1. An edible food.
2. A low-end PC.

Ben: "Haha! You own a potato! You own a potato!" *gets slapped* "OW! Why'd you do that?"

George: "You affluent b*tch."

by JensenButton March 4, 2016

Potato

An outdated or poorly geared gaming computer.

"Integrated GPU? What a potato!"

by SnarkyGarthok December 3, 2018

Potato

A fruit

Potato

by Lpskitten July 27, 2017

Potato

A potato is a object that is comprised of 67% water and the rest potato

hey i just ate 4 potatoes and got all of my daily water needs!

by PLAY DEFLY.IO PLS ITS GOOD December 19, 2018