dick poop

When poop comes out of your dick by mistake.

"Dude my seminal vesicle must have ruptured last night, I have hell of dick poop."

by Roger123978 February 20, 2009

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the equivalency of munging Mrs. Heming or Cheming; makes barfing a desirable option

"That guy totally just munged a dead nun!" barf-vomit-barf

by andyfellovernet April 7, 2003

Poop dick

A poop dick is when your dick is covered with poop after you have anal sex. :)))))

"Oh man I had the craziest poop dick yesterday after fucking Jenny"

by PandaLover_ May 17, 2018

poop dick lily

Feces remaining on penis after anal sex with man or woman.

Hunter wanted Thom to use a condom during anal sex because she feared he might get a "poop dick lily".

by Luckyripa69 January 25, 2017

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by Poop dick man October 1, 2020

Poop-Dick-Dipper

The act of a man dipping his dick in a puddle of his poo, most commonly liquid poo.

Mac is a poop-dick-dipper

by Lil' M January 27, 2021

Cum dick poop

When you accidentally put a roll of toilet paper up your cum hold

I accidentally did the cum dick poop

by Coop poop March 3, 2021