molly pearson

to lick your boyfriends asshole x

1: omg did he finally agree to it?
2: yeah! he let me give him a molly pearson!

by hahaletsseewhathappensnow January 11, 2021

pearson park

The poshest place on earth. Philipino Latchyfordy came from here and now look at him. A RIGHT POSH WAN*ER.

ooo you came from pearson park
look at her, from pearson park and all

by JoeB April 2, 2004

Lainey Pearson

The hottest girl alive

Omgggggg Lainey Pearson is sooooo hot

by Doritos MLG 21 December 30, 2024

Pearson Procedure

A highly complex medical procedure that details the use of Dora the Explorer band-aids on the patient.

Doctor 1: “Looks like we’ll need to administer an IV”
Doctor 2: “That’s not enough, we’ll have to undertake the Pearson Procedure”

by natove December 31, 2024

Ed Pearson

Something only palatable under the most dire circumstances

I’m so hungry I could eat Ed Pearson

by Bifbob7 June 5, 2025

Rob Pearson

The most loving, amazing boyfriend to ever exist. He cares about everything and has the biggest heart in the world. He is small so he is the perfect size for cuddling. He spoils his girlfriend way more than she deserves. I love youuuuu

"I love Rob Pearson"

by bshsjanjajsnajs April 19, 2024