When the urge to eat snack food is so compelling you completely ignore the banging, footsteps, and voices in your haunted ass home to indulge yourself and enjoy a late night snack.
Roommate: Yo, how did you sleep last night? We have to move out of this god forsaken place.
You: I was so high I just enjoyed some paranormal snactivity.
You: I was so high I just enjoyed some paranormal snactivity.
by OddCollector December 24, 2021
Get the Paranormal Snactivity mug."Weren't you talking to that one guy again?" Yeah, we were but then he went all paranormal activity on me.
by ZombieMedic824 June 16, 2021
Get the Paranormal Activity mug.When a crackhead interacts with someone or something that is not there as if interacting with a ghost.
by Yaboipatchy May 31, 2024
Get the Paranormal Cracktivity mug.Similar to supernaturality, but focused on the persistent, anecdotal reports of phenomena (ESP, psychokinesis, hauntings) that defy conventional explanation but consistently fail to manifest reliably under controlled conditions. The "hard problem" is the elusiveness: the phenomena appear tied to subjective states, belief, or ambiguous settings, evaporating under the harsh, skeptical light of a lab. This makes it impossible to determine if we're studying fragile real effects or the psychology of perception and error.
*Example: "The psychic was 80% accurate in cozy readings, but scored exactly chance in the double-blind lab test. The hard problem of paranormality: does the lab's sterile skepticism somehow 'turn off' the ability, or does the cozy setting simply create an illusion of accuracy through cold reading and confirmation bias? The effect is married to the ambiguity."*
by AbzuInExile January 31, 2026
Get the Hard Problem of Paranormality mug.A speculative framework that attempts to propose specific, testable mechanisms for how paranormal phenomena (telepathy, precognition, psychokinesis) might operate within or alongside known physics. It goes beyond merely asserting "psi exists" to ask how: Could it be a quantum entanglement effect in neural microtubules? A subtle, unknown energy field? It's an attempt to build a bridge between anomalous reports and mechanistic science, often borrowing concepts from frontier physics.
Example: "His Paranormal Mechanics Theory proposed that telepathy works via ultra-low-frequency electromagnetic waves generated by coherent neural firing, a 'brain radio' others can subconsciously tune into. It was wrong, probably, but it was a mechanistic guess—a hypothesis about the nuts and bolts of the weird, which is more than most ghost hunters ever offer."
by AbzuInExile February 1, 2026
Get the Paranormal Mechanics Theory mug.The broader, more general umbrella category of ideas that seek to explain, categorize, or validate experiences that fall outside conventional scientific explanation. This includes classifications of hauntings, models of ESP, or frameworks for UFO encounters. It's less concerned with the specific "how" of mechanics and more with building a coherent narrative or taxonomy for the anomalous, often relying on patterns in anecdotal data.
Example: "The researcher's Paranormal Theory didn't specify a mechanism. Instead, it proposed that poltergeist activity correlates with adolescent emotional stress in a household, categorizing it as 'recurrent spontaneous psychokinesis' (RSPK). It was a pattern-based framework that organized mysteries, not a physics-based explanation of them."
by AbzuInExile February 1, 2026
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