FOR PHONE CALLS
Narrator: Sorry, the person you're calling is currently offline.
FOR LINES
(inside a party: there's a cupcake stand that has THE ULTIMATE RAINBOW CUPCAKE)
Person 1: I will wait until it is my turn
Person 2: Same!
Person 4: *saw person 3 go away from the line, thinking he didn't want the cupcakes* In Mind: He's off from the line now, TIME TO STEAL IT
Narrator: Sorry, the person you're calling is currently offline.
FOR LINES
(inside a party: there's a cupcake stand that has THE ULTIMATE RAINBOW CUPCAKE)
Person 1: I will wait until it is my turn
Person 2: Same!
Person 4: *saw person 3 go away from the line, thinking he didn't want the cupcakes* In Mind: He's off from the line now, TIME TO STEAL IT
by dirty_earth July 2, 2024
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Example 1
person a: *zoning out*
person b: *looks over to person a* Bro’s offline.
example 2
person a: So, you’re my pookie.
person b: What? What does pookie mean?
person a: Are you offline?
example 3
person a: Wait, where’s person c?
person b: Oh, person c is offline.
person a: *zoning out*
person b: *looks over to person a* Bro’s offline.
example 2
person a: So, you’re my pookie.
person b: What? What does pookie mean?
person a: Are you offline?
example 3
person a: Wait, where’s person c?
person b: Oh, person c is offline.
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