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The Swedish Moris Dance

This involves building a large pile of faeces, over a period of months, keeping it stored in a cool, dry place to esnure maximum conservation. One should then invite their partner over for a 'romantic dinner'. Following this, an invitation to Moris Dance. Whilst dancing force them into the cupboard and rub their face in the excrement. Then lock the cupboard, and proceed to ejaculate on the door handle, mixing it with superglue. Then proceed to sing the swedish national anthem until she can get out of the cupboard. Upon exiting her hand will become glued to the door handle, and mixed with the giz. Then shit on her feet and invite a swedish man over to regail her with a tale of the old country of sweden.
Last night I gave some girl with one leg The Swedish Moris Dance. She called the police and I'm facing 3 years in jail.
by Justice Crime February 4, 2007
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TNT Memento Mori

TNT-Memento Mori is a crew a RDR2 that supports a pedophile. The TNT part is an abbreviation for Trash n Terrible. Owner of the crew is TNT-MIKKIM_, but he hides like a pussy on alternate accounts.
TNT Memento Mori gets their ass kicked on RDR2 by other crews.
TNT Memento Mori gets slaughtered by Murphy’s Law and hides in the lobby from ML (Murphy’s Law)
by TNT-MIKKIM_ May 8, 2022
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malo mori qaum foedari

by Ali SK August 29, 2005
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Mory

Often an attractive guy with a big dick, the ladies loves him and he loves the ladies...
Oh man, your sexy like a Mory
by Skinkboll August 18, 2017
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speriamo mori

This is a term used by the public, especially on the occasion of mistakes of athletes in sports competitions.
"Speriamo mori, cretino"
by sanabria153 February 27, 2019
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Mori-Man

The vigina but the upper part which has a "W" shape. It should be plump and juicy.

Used in explicit Japanese slang.
"Oh my god, I went to the club yesterday, and I slept with a girl. I saw her pussy, her mori-man was so juicy!"
by Somrandoy November 20, 2023
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Mori Sleep

When you fall a sleep for a short amount of hours and your brain simply goes through your thoughts, in a state where you're conscious with only your thoughts while time feels faster
I've been dealing with some serious mori sleep lately
by LowJoe420 July 2, 2023
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