Mississippi mouthwash

When u steal a friends cup and gizz or urine in it and they unknowingly drink it..best used on haters or people u cant stand..

He may have slept with my girlfriend but i got the last laugh with the mississippi mouthwash..

by unionstar702 June 15, 2010

Royal Mouthwash

To empty the contents of a condom in to your partners mouth after having a posh wank.

gargle gargle, "oh god he just royal mouthwashed me"

by arabianmouthwash February 6, 2010

Kenzo Mouthwash

A violent act in which a person is made to bite the edge of a sidwalk and someone else stomps the back of their head. This generally causes massive head trauma and results in the loss of many of the front teeth. The term originated in the Kensington neighborhood of Philadelphia, a notorious Irish slum, incidentally an area where oral hygiene is quite poor, possibly as a result of the Kenzo Mouthwash.

That pussy from American History X stole the Kenzo Mouthwash from us. Now suburban kids who want to pretend they're hard talk about dishing out curbies, but all they don't have curbs in expensive neighborhoods!

by drycell November 1, 2008

Asian Mouthwash

when a woman is giving a man a blow job and she pukes on his dick.

God damn Stacey gave me asian mouthwash again, thats the third time this week!

by smittayyy December 8, 2010

Mayfair Mouthwash

A cheap disgusting Vodka under $15 for a half gallon usually consumed by blistering Alcoholics.(Nikolai, Jacquinn's, Vladimir, Crown Russe)

At the stroke of 9am the hardcore alcoholics lined up outside of the liquor store demand their Mayfair Mouthwash in order to progress with their daily duties and cease their Delirium tremens.

by RoDizzleYerNizzle September 28, 2015

Montana mouthwash

The act of performing oral sex with your partner while your mouth is full of toothpaste.

Guy #1: It smells so clean in here!

Guy #2: It's because my girl had a Montana mouthwash this morning!

by UrbanJake December 17, 2015

Mouthwash Dick

When a man's penis tastes unpleasant so you supplement fellatio with mouthwash, resulting in much pain and discomfort for the partner.

Yo man. My girl was straight cravin my tangy dick after my workout. Bitch forgot to buy alcohol free scope and gave me mouthwash dick!! Shit burned for 20 minutes!!

by Definitionman22 December 14, 2018