Matteo

A tea sucking Brit.

Wow, Tyler, you’re such a Matteo! Stay out of my fridge.

by Orthrus May 27, 2018

Matteo Bellini

An Italian King wiwith a massie Italian personality however his dong is virtually non existent. He was given a lisp for the good of humankind otherwise all women would be uncontrollably attracted to him.

"You're very similar to Matteo Bellini in terms of your penis length Vanessa. Now go down on me."

by a.straight.guy June 24, 2019

matteo laurito

A woman that likes a new girl every week, always asks for dick pics

You are such a Matteo laurito

by Brandon boffton January 11, 2018

matteo romano

A kind and restful soul. A pure boy/man . usually shy . Hot like lava , he can throw shades in sundays. nobody can stand easy when he's around. eyes like the universe

- hey man did you see that hot boy.
- holy moly... he is like a matteo romano

by iaintnodamnsecratary January 7, 2017

Matteo

kid that calls logan bad at valorgay

Matteo said logan was bad at valorgay

by Matteo............... September 24, 2020

matteo

mi sta sul cazzo

matteo esiste

by zxn9b January 17, 2023

Matteo

Has a massive dumpy, Bigger that the trees, bigger than the grass, larger than the sun, with more girth than the solar system, and more giant than you could ever imagine.

Man That guy Matteo has such a big massive dump truck.

by bobbyloverxoxo October 30, 2023