the way people try to sensor what they're saying but they know damn well they be doin it too
-symptoms of longhorn language are
-being a hypocrite
-being retarded
-being mentally retarded
-being PHYSICALLY retarded
-being a jock
-being a nerd
-#8 there is no #8
-being single
-writing lists... imma stop now
-symptoms of longhorn language are
-being a hypocrite
-being retarded
-being mentally retarded
-being PHYSICALLY retarded
-being a jock
-being a nerd
-#8 there is no #8
-being single
-writing lists... imma stop now
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