KMS

Most commonly “kill myself” but it originally meant Kreigsmarine Schiff*, The Kreigsmarine was the naval division of Facist Germany’s Military Forces. Seen as a prefix for ships, such as the “KMS Tirpitz” *Schiff meaning Ship.

Guy 1: “Dude, I’m gonna KMS.”
Guy 2: “You’re gonna Kreigsmarine Schiff?”

Guy 1: “No, It means kill myself!”

by Roskai March 30, 2021

Kms

It means Kiss micaella on a sunday

hey.. i really want to kms, its been a while.

by FreshCrackers May 20, 2020

kms

kms also stands for katching my sleep

person: ugh im so tired

maybe you need to katch on your sleep/ kys

person: ugh im so tired is should kms

by johnnytest2292 March 2, 2021

KMS

Kentucky Meat Shower - A vile sex act which has two versions. The "open air" version and the "under a leaky tin roof version". Which just requires some tinfoil and a few cut outs.

Dave: Hey Jim, I'm gonna literally KMS tonight.

Jim: Wow Dave, that's wild! Are you going open air or so you needa borrow some foil?

by anonymous March 12, 2021

KMS

Kiss Mario's Sister <3

"Hey I really wanna KMS"
"Dude, please no <3"
"What I just wanna KMS?"
"Do u need help?"
"BRO I JUST WANNA KISS MARIOS SISTER!!"
"wait...... he doesnt have a sister..."
"OMG THE GREEN ONE!"
"Dude.... luigis a boy..."
"OK! AND?! HES HOT AF"

by #LuigiSimp August 5, 2021

KMS

Kill my self in a joking manner or like omg or whatever or your upset with yourself

I forgot to bring a jacket kms .
I should of not said something kms.

by Oookfineee December 27, 2016

Kms

Short for kiss my ass

Dylan kms.

by Lovefix April 23, 2019