Jms

Gay school filled with cliquey popular bitches. If you’re not popular you’re either wierd or a drug addict. Oh, and do I mention we are stuck up and literally want to be better than everyone else. We try so hard on sports and spend 99.9% of our money on it, but we SUCK. But we refuse to realize that. Also they cancel school for a literal DROP of snow. It’s pretty gay.

Girl 1: that Anna girl is a bitch

Girl 2: ya she goes to Jms
Girl 1: no wonderrrr

by Hebashebaleba123 March 4, 2019

JM

An expression that all student in school knows. It stands for and is commonly used as "Juice Man". When someone knows when the bad grade is coming back to them.

Tyler: Hey I just seriously messed up the quiz gimme the JM!

by JENNYMARTELL June 6, 2018

jms

jocing my shit

Carl: man you jms

Joe: that shit funny asl, you jms

by arlonghuntz January 13, 2024

Jm

Stands for jo mut in hong kong, which means whats up? Sometimes even comes with jmg or jm9. Which g stands for 9 and its a bad word in hk. In English means What the fuck bro?

Gero: Ay bro
Me: jm?
Gero: Just saying hi
Me: jm9?

by Bitchhangon March 10, 2022

Alister JM Wilson

a fun freaky guy.. who looks like a lion. He's very dramatic almost fem, very stubborn and always has to get his own way. A true god in bed could go for hours. Alister JM Wilson has a bod like hulk and a nose like a rocket. He makes you want to have 6000 babies. Extremely strong and could ride you all night long. Alister JM Wilson will never open unto you but he will open you up if yk what I mean ;) He's very sexy and could make you juicy in seconds and just the sound of his voice could get any boy or girl aroused. Alister JM Wilson is the ultimate beast.

omgosh I just got railed with Alister JM Wilson I want 6000 babies.

did you just get railed by Alister JM Wilson? I wish I could get railed by him.

I was eating Alister JM Wilsons booty

by heyheyheyhithere March 14, 2021

JM

The jewish media

You're not allowed to say jewish media
Kanye: The JM

by Assboy35 September 18, 2025

JM Welsh Gaff

When someone says “sex” when they meant to say “Success” or vice versa. Originating from Popular YouTuber JackSucksAtLife who made this mistake in the now infamous “Poor Jack” moment

Interviewer Laura Rutledge had a JM Welsh Gaff this week when she asked Coach Saban how he dealt with “all the sex he been having lately,” when she meant to ask about his success late in the season.

by 010Rusty December 10, 2025