Horizontal hunky funky

a humorous way to describe two lovers are having sex, especially if you walk in on the action

A former fbi agent once told a college class about walking in on two lovers doing the horizontal hunky funky

by strappling May 30, 2022

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Hunky

Slang for a steelworker. It's origins from "Hungarian" evolved to be any steelworker. Hunkys can be any color and any nationality.

The bar down the street from J&L was full of Hunkys at 4:00 PM.

by skivvywaver April 18, 2022

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the hunky spunky junky

When you suck a girls arsehole whilst getting sucked off by a pair of hairy lesbians

Adam: Bro did you hear about Jack? He got the hunky spunky junky last weekend.
Steve: Damn I'm so jealous!

by Big Cock 234 December 23, 2020

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Hunky

Matthew gray gubler (actor, director)

Matthew Gray Gubler is such a hunky dude!

by finn.xiola April 21, 2021

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Everything is just fine. In World War I, Hungarian Dorothy was a prostitute who offered free services to the soldiers on the front lines, and was fondly remembered as Hunky Dory. “How’s it going?” “Hunky dory!”

“How’s it going?” “Everything’s Hunky-dory!”

by naftuli March 4, 2022

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Hunky god

Junior Ainsworth is a hunky god. He has an 8 pack, a massive 8.5 inch cock, he’s 6’2 and he knows how to treat the ladies well.

Samantha Thompson (kalebs fit mum) has the tightest pussy and the fattest ass on the planet. One day I will fuck her. One day.

Samantha wants juniors cock cuz he’s a hunky god

by Joe mama gay Ni🅱️🅱️a August 18, 2021

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