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If you didn't experience physical abuse as a child, your teachers have it covered. Like Jesus fucking christ were you not loved when you were a child? Did you feel the need to just piss people the fuck off because you had no fucking friends or did you have no other talents so you went to fucking college for some weird fucking shit and then was like, "fuck this shit, lets torment some kids so they feel my pain!". Get over your fucking self Mrs. Blatisci Jesus Christ you can even tell she's gonna fucking give you hell. No one is ever, ever, EVER going to need to know any of the fucking words these fucking English teachers say. "Obfuscate" like wtf? Obfuscate my fucking ass bitch.
If you didn't experience physical abuse as a child, your teachers have it covered. Like Jesus fucking christ were you not loved when you were a child? Did you feel the need to just piss people the fuck off because you had no fucking friends or did you have no other talents so you went to fucking college for some weird fucking shit and then was like, "fuck this shit, lets torment some kids so they feel my pain!". Get over your fucking self Mrs. Blatisci Jesus Christ you can even tell she's gonna fucking give you hell. No one is ever, ever, EVER going to need to know any of the fucking words these fucking English teachers say. "Obfuscate" like wtf? Obfuscate my fucking ass bitch.
"Here's your homework you little twat, have fun with that, I hope it ruins your whole fucking week bitch."
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Mom: Did you do your homework before playing with your friends on the Xbox?
Kid: Yes mom! (he did in fact not do his homework before playing with his friends on the Xbox)
Mom: Good! Oh and food's done! It's pancakes, your favorite!
Kid: Okay mom thanks, I'll be there in a minute! (He knew he didn't deserve those pancakes)
(Based on a true story)
Kid: Yes mom! (he did in fact not do his homework before playing with his friends on the Xbox)
Mom: Good! Oh and food's done! It's pancakes, your favorite!
Kid: Okay mom thanks, I'll be there in a minute! (He knew he didn't deserve those pancakes)
(Based on a true story)
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