heinous act of compassion

a sexual act deemed normally as unsavory or just plain fucked-up. i.e. foot-fucking, or in the eyes of some, anal sex. An extreme case would be barfing on somebody's chest, adding your semen, and scrambling it (see: Boston Scrambler).

Heinous acts of compassion are common in pornos, schock films, Amsterdam, and liberal arts campuses.

1:
"Dude Jordan fucked his girlfriend in the ass and then came on her and had her lick his shit-covered dick off!"

"Wow, what a heinous act of compassion..."

2:
"Are you ready for a heinous act of compassion"

"Sure, you can fuck me in the ass if you want"

"Uhh... I was thinking I'd ----- and --- midget --- egg beater--- and a huge cock ---- black men ---- 13 dildos ---- a rhinocerous ---- and then a jacuzzi full of pepto bismol --- and then we'd shave a cat ----- fungus --- and then I'd cum."

"Oooooohhhhhhkkkkaaayyy...."

by FHGWHGADS January 18, 2009

heinous fuckery most foul

From Christopher Moore's hilarious novel "Fluke".

Used when bad shit happens.

The opposite of bee's knees

I spent the night in jail because of a so called "friend"; that is some heinous fuckery most foul.

by Ender December 4, 2004

heinous blow pig

Artie Lange of The Howard Stern Show.

I can't belive Artie ate all them fuckin devil dogs today. He's still a heinous blow pig even after he got kicked off of Mad TV.

by Gran Pappy Mud Caddy June 19, 2006

Goddamn mother fucking cocksucking heinous bitch

the eptiome of curse words, used in a stream of frustration

"Goddamn mother fucking cocksucking heinous bitch! i just lost my wallet!"

by hehe July 3, 2003

Heinous

It is said when somebody is being incosiderate, or it can replace the word ugly. Heinous is another meaning for butthole.. can be used in a range of sentences.

Dude1: Hey dude2, what did u think of that girl from the bar?
Dude2: Oh man, she was so Heinous

by Pig Humperdick November 3, 2009

Heinous

Word used largely by thots to describe someone or something they don't like.

Felicity: Meghan's outfit is heinous.
Mikayla: Almost as heinous as her.

by Sue doe-nim September 25, 2019

heinous beaver

A bitchy ass woman.

That heinous beaver stirred the turd by stealing my boyfriend.

by Dolly Dill April 19, 2018