Hannes

A masculine given name originating from Scandinavia, a Hannes is usually of aryna viking heritage and is therefore tall, naturally good looking and light of hair. Hannes is a very smart, funny and nice man with great looks. Everybody loves hanging around a Hannes. His dick is usually enormous in girth leading him to be a natural sex god and he always has the hottest woman locked down in a relationship.

Girl 1: Don't turn around, but the tallest sexiest Swedish guy is standing behind you..
Girl 2: *Turns around* Oh my god, his name has got to be Hannes!

by throwaway981 May 16, 2017

scamming hann

When a housemate scams you off utilities, rent, and internet by completely overcharging every housemate by exactly $20 to fund a flight to Australia.

Accountant: oh your rent receipts don’t make sense, you’ll get audited. Looks like scamming hann got you.

by Brokeasshit April 16, 2020

Hannes

Hannes is the most handsome and godly person on earth. Everyone who sees him worships him. He is very buff and has many muscles.

Who's that immortal being…oh that's Hannes

by notHannes September 13, 2023

An hannes

A monster that lives in the dungeons of thomas more college in belgium.

Omg, did you hear about an hannes?

by Trufflebuter October 30, 2020

Hanne

A very interesting person, who is also stubborn with some control issues, she likes to plan every single moment in her life. She is often very wild in bed and leaves snailmarks in bed.

Opps I did a Hanne

by Hanne July 12, 2022

hann

a very pretty and kinda annoying sibling that may eat all YOUR food and is very helpful to you if you blackmail with candy

hann I will give you candy if you get me water!

by bababooey76909 June 24, 2022

Hannes

He is a very loyal person, who can be trusted. When he has a vision, he is willing to do everything to get closer to the goal. He's a good friend and can handle criticism very well.

You are such a Hannes.

by goodvibingalice October 26, 2022