gurp

To ejaculate. Usually used just by itself. See examples.

I gurped on her face.

Gurp, gurp, gurp.

by GurpMan August 25, 2007

gurp

a person that is ugly on the inside

Your a gurp you motha fucka

by melanie January 22, 2004

gurp sauce

A very ugly woman thats high on methamphetamines.

The sauce from which gurp comes from.

"That gurp sauce neighbor stacy was looking through my yard at 3 in the morning last night again..."

by Linty July 8, 2003

Gurped

Weird AF. When something is just "off".

That giant rubber ducky art-car at Burning Man was so gurped, dude.

by As1988 April 24, 2017

Gurp

Slimy sleuthy sloby gloop of grey

U nasty gurp!

by Richie_the_boring_gurl December 12, 2019

Gurp

Use in the show 'Good Place'. Used to describe how someone who is not intelligent acts.

She's a gurp. She got a d on her test

by CurvedWall March 8, 2023

Gurp

A sticky, gross substance.

I can't eat dinner yet, I got gurp on me hands.

by Sally H. December 27, 2022