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Angry Grouch

The act of having sex with a midget on a trash can so that they are the same height as you.
He made an "angry grouch" when he banged that midget stripper after her show so hard he knocked her off her trash can. She was pissed.
by DONTHATECELEBRATE April 29, 2012
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grouch-burger

A person or living thing that is rude mean and nasty to everyone for no reason other than that they are just extremely grouchy.
My dad was being such a grouch-burger to me for not mowing the lawn and taking the trash out. He yelled at me for ten minutes straight!
by KoolKritter December 24, 2023
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Grouch Man

A grouch man is a fictional man that checks the category of messy, slut, twink, small, occasionally tall, looks like he hasn't slept in 9 months, mostly evil, commonly mean, very regularly depicted by their black, white, or dark coloured hair.

EX;
Yakov (Guilty Parade)
Nagito (Danganronpa 2)
Rei Suwa (Buddy Daddies)
Hiyori Sou (Your Turn to Die)
Keith (Voltron)
Wolfwood (Trigun/Every variant)

If you want to be really out there, grouch men could include;
Shadow The Hedgehog
Eyeless Jack (Creepypasta)
Ben Drowned (Creepypasta)
Omg, he is such a grouch man.
by THELigmaSigma April 20, 2023
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Oscar the grouch

Put a padlock and camera on LCBO dumpster, and keep Oscar the Grouch out.
by Modern Women December 31, 2025
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Oscar the Grouch don

He loves his trash, although this may not longer be gender defined in its new usage.

See also; restitution mafia, informant
by Modern Women January 4, 2026
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Grouch-Pouch

Michael is being such a grouch-pouch with his shitty hormonal attitude towards all females with a positive outlook.
by xp!ora March 22, 2025
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