Gerts

The Campus bar at McGill University, Montreal, Canada. Located in the SSMU building on MacTavish, it's arguably the best cheap bar for university students with daily deals on weeknights.

Famous for Sangria Wednesdays, but other events include Mellow Mondays, Tallboy Tuesdays, Thursday Night Traditions (TNT), and sustainable Fridays.

The slogan goes "gerts till it hurts!"

Andrew: Hey Jane, you wanna go to Gerts for Tallboy Tuesdays? $3 tallboys!
Jane: You bet! $2 tequilla shots too! Gerts till it hurts!

by homieijustfuckedyomomma December 7, 2017

Gert

Short for Gertrude. A word to describe someone with no game.

I would date him but he’s kind of a Gert.

I don’t like those shoes they are Gert.

by Mzmarquez December 26, 2020

Gerting

The act of puking in a bucket, eating it, and then puking it back out again

Steven's favorite hobby is gerting.

by spiderwikipedia June 17, 2023

Rude Gert

A big asshole, dick and just ugly idiot in general. And simps every female in sight.

Ugh, that RUDE GERT Is a dick.l

by Noellife January 5, 2023

GERTS

Gay exclusionary radicalised Trans supporters

The GERTS harrassed the candidate as just another gay white middle-class republican.

by NYchap February 28, 2020

Gerts

A shortened way of saying "regrets": commonly used "No gerts!" (about the situation)

Example: {After a questionable action or a stupid rambling) "Sorry mate", the other person reply "Don't be sorry", reply "Yeah, no gerts after all!!

Example: "You slept with my wife!", "No gerts, yolo"

Instead of the alternative entry for this word to be "grets"(as in regrets), because of when you would actually use "gerts" in a social setting, and to ensure the understanding of its meaning the first time another hears it.

by Uncentient August 24, 2022

Gert

A person who calls a friend to tell them the result of a game or movie when that person is recording the game or movie for future viewing. named after my mother who has on a number of occasions phoned friends to let them know who won the golf tournament or hockey game

She phoned me to tell me that she solved today's wordle and it was proxy- The slip was a Gert or she Gerted me.

by Lucky Louie53 January 20, 2022