Garf

Verb Garf/garfing

Garfing is when you combine Morbius and Garfield to create a garf

It holds more power than palpatine

Obama is Garfing everyone

I did a garf near my uncle

by Bigbob1945 August 29, 2022

GarF

a person who consistently gaslights everyone in your group.

Torin is such a GarF.

I can't believe he made me believe that I actually slept with my second cousin.
Jokes on him,
It was actually his mom. XD

by GeoGarF April 22, 2022

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Shartys like a melody in my garf

by Your local anarchy May 8, 2022

/garf

Tone indicator. Short for Garfield. Used to indicate an intentional ambiguity as to wether someone is /j or /srs. This is in reference to a clip of John Arbuckle asking Garfield if he is “/j or /srs”

I just shitted/garf

by KwiteFanPage April 3, 2022

Garfing

The act of committing a garf - to goof, miss an obvious point, or do something in a half-assed manner. Reminiscent of Garfield, carrying the connotation of doing something in a lazy manner without necessarily meaning to be lazy, rather, it is in the garfer's nature to be such. To garf often involves becoming so overwhelmed by the amount of information available that one simply cannot process it, glazes over, and retains nothing. For one who garfs, this amount of information tends to be much less than would overwhelm the average person.

Maddison's really garfing on these questions - she didn't understand what we were asking at all.

by Raccoon Lord August 30, 2024

The Garf Emperor of Mankind

The title the glorious Garfield took up as he began his 10,000-year reign over mankind as their emperor.

Oh bless the Garf Emperor of Mankind

by LC3_P0 November 8, 2024

Garf-Karting

When you and another sexual partner engage in depraved sexual intercourse while driving a go-kart. Each partner is dressed as either John, Garfield or Odie (or a combination of the three)

Yeah, my girlfriend and I can't wait to go 'garf-karting' on the weekends.

by Garflover69 December 23, 2024