Fat fucking ludge

A word used to describe someone who is heavily obese and loves to eat a bit of cake. They are either found at Maccies drive-thru or at the pick N mix section of Tesco. When they stand on the scales, it reads "I needed your weight, not your phone number." When they come back from the shop, their gut reaches the front door 25 minutes before the rest of their body. If baptised, they need to go to the Pacific ocean as opposed to a regular baptising bath.

That girl is such a fat fucking ludge.

by Ssewankambo February 28, 2021

madame fat fuck

fat french teacher who hates bananas yet is willing to lick nutella off of the guch of one of her 8th grade students. enjoys arizona speed bumps yet when the car hits her, she sends it off of a cliff, then jacks off her shemale cock over the cliff and hits her former blind lover

Mrs. Mininger (fat ass) from McCord Jr. High in Sylvania, Ohio, known by her students as madame fat fuck

by Chris Spinks May 27, 2008

Fat fucking Retard

FFR or Fat-fucking-retard is a person who votes for names on urban dictionary

FFRs usually have a ego that huge of Uranus

Her: omg ill put myself into urban dictionary
Him: thats why noone wants to fuck you you fat fucking retard

by I had sex :) December 16, 2020

fat fucking retard

One who is remarkably obese, and is typically mentally challenged, or a retard.

ur a fat fucking retard and you should kill yourself because nobody likes you

by fingerlickingvaginaparticles April 11, 2022

fat fuck boy

He’s fat and wants to be a fuck boy he’s trying and girls will be his friend to pity him but in reality he just wants some fuck and is fat

“Dave tried to smash Katy last night” “he such a fat fuck boy”

by Morgan Freeman (black Jesus) June 11, 2018

fat-fuck milk

White substance leaking from a fat set of moobs.

"The real scum of the Earth is left behind from your moobs dragging on the side walk leaving fat-fuck milk everywhere".

by Shartnipples August 26, 2011

lazy fat fuck

put clothes straight from the washing machine into the clothes dryer especially when its a perfect day
see putrid monster in law umpa lumpa chicken pig

no ones home no one will know i cant be bothered walking all that way to the clothes line and fumbling down 2 stairs it must be all of 15 metres to get there oh i so fuckn fat and lazy ill just run their power bill up to the hilt and in the mean time i will check out whats on offer down at the food halls

by Mark August 6, 2004