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Flew faster than Apollo

Having an erection by surprise.
Tom:"Look at Mamita's booty"
Danny:"DAYUM"
Ben:"My dick flew faster than Apollo"
by Senor Vader November 3, 2016
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At least the laundry dries faster on the clothesline

What you say to make a super-sweltering day seem a bit less miserable.
Besides keeping in mind that, "At least the laundry dries faster on the clothesline", you can also remember to utilize two other "perks" of extra-hot weather --- the solvent on freshly-painted/glued items will take less time to evaporate, and your swimming pool will warm up faster so that its water won't be such a shock to climb into. (This latter phenomenon also often works for a nearby pond or brook, of course, and so you can avail yourself of this delightful "oasis of cool relief" sooner after sunrise, too, if you don't have a pool of your own. Some southern areas even allow people to "shed it all" and go skinny-dipping once the local temps exceed a certain level, too, and so this can be an additional "heat-wave advantage".)
by QuacksO July 22, 2019
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faster than a Florida tail wind

They left the scene faster than a Florida tail wind.
by Saharayogi April 19, 2018
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to work faster

This words words is so self explanatory it doesn't require an explanation
by theodor66 January 14, 2017
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Up To Faster

A name used for series of videos made by Logo kids where people take faster paced scenes from several cartoons (Usually scenes where a character is in a vehicle that is really fast or screaming in top of their lungs) and adds a lot of them up in a "parison", resulting in a lot of ear rape.
Video name: Up to faster 9183 parison.
by thetoonsofjosh June 20, 2023
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Daddy faster

by Bojler eladó July 26, 2023
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Tornado faster than Mike

Tornado is most definitely faster than Mike. No doubt about it! Mike cannot outrun it. Mike will be sucked up, and wacked!
Mike : “ To fast for youuuuu”
Me: “ But not too fast for the tornado😂”
Urban dictionary: That’s because tornado faster than Mike!
by Looyurr August 9, 2023
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