doomsday gene

A cognitive personality disorder that causes a normally rational person to assume the worst possible case scenario until proven otherwise.

"Why doesn't the client want me in the meeting? They must want me off the account! You know I have the doomsday gene."

by heresthestory February 9, 2017

doomsday

The day when your only school friend is not in the class.

John: Where the fuck is Matt?
Mike: He passed away 3 days ago.
John: Oh fuck its DOOMSDAY

by BANDRO October 16, 2019

The Intestinal Doomsday

A type of shit so dire, you’ll swear it will clear your intestines for the next week. Come with either two sensations, pure bliss of finally freeing some intestinal space, or pure agony as it tears your tender asshole to shreds. The Intestinal Doomsday only comes once during one’s lifespan, and you’ll know when it happens. Can be induced with strong laxatives and Mexican food, though this is strongly advised against.

Friend 1: “Jesus man, are you ok in there?”
Friend 2: “Oh fuck man, I’m having The Intestinal Doomsday!”

by SquatchyDude October 20, 2019

Doomsday variant

What the CDC calls a “variant of high consequence”. So far, none have been identified in the country.

I honestly hope there isn’t a doomsday variant of covid

by Fortnite1500 September 29, 2021

doomsday class

the graduating class of 2012...BITCH

1: what year did u graduate?

2: i m doomsday class...BITCH!

by TRENDSETTA123 March 27, 2011

doomsday

29/03/2019

After two years of preparation UK faces its doomsday on soon

by Peter Daniel February 3, 2019

Doomsday Anxeity

Doomsday anxiety is the elusive feeling that you are missing something in life. It can also being described as feeling like the world may end. Doomsday anxiety can be intermittent or frequent. Symptoms associated with Doomsday anxiety include:
- heart palpitations
- shallow breathing
- a sudden adrenaline rush
- feeling that the world is ending
- feeling of missing out on something
- feeling of needing to be somewhere, but unsure of where
- feeling of "chasing the sunset"

Doomsday anxiety is not officially recognized. It was created by a user to describe this intermittent anxiety. There is no known cause. It is thought that perhaps the feeling has to do with a lack of fulfillment or accomplishment in one's life. Societal pressures and standards can make one feel as if though they are never doing enough.

Doomsday Anxeity
I took a nap in the middle of the day and I woke up with "Doomsday anxiety."

My project is due tomorrow and I haven't studied. I feel "doomsday anxiety" coming on.

by BlackOwlliterature February 17, 2019