I’ll be dipped in dogshit

What Ted Hanson says when he’s surprised

“Wait you ran into Paulie Wallnuts in downtown Gallatin?! I’ll be dipped in dogshit!”

by Paulie Wallnuts June 26, 2023

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diggy diggy dogshit

A different way to say “diggy diggy diamond” a popular gameish thing where you decide who is out or not

Kid 1: let’s play manhunt!
Kid 2: okay let’s do diggy diggy dogshit

Kid 1: okay, diggy diggy dogshit step right in, diggy diggy dogshit step right out.

Kid 3: yipee I’m not seeking

by bobthecorncob69 April 24, 2023

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Dumber than a Bucket of Dogshit

Someone who is dumber than dogshit - their brain is the equivalent of a bucket...FULL of dogshit. While probably also morally inept/retarded, their intelligence is likely due to inbreeding somewhere in the family tree, or possibly being tossed into a ceiling fan as an infant. They usually turn into a screeching autist when triggered for an illogical reason.

Alternative phrase: "Uglier than a bucket of dogshit".

"All these politicians are dumber than a bucket of dogshit. I would rather have a bucket of literal-fucking-dogshit 'lead' me than these political assclowns."

"A bag of hammers, a box of rocks, and a bucket of dogshit -combined- have more intelligence than that fuckfaced douchefag."

by LeonitusMaximus September 13, 2021

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