cuckoo fist

The appendage necessary for giving a micro penis a hand job.
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"His penis was so small you'd only need a cuckoo fist

by Tarquin fairbottom May 26, 2022

Cuckoo

- A person who threatens people - A person who makes up lies about someone and then gets that someone in massive trouble - A person who is a danger to themselves or their friends or family - A person with severe mental illness - A serial killer.

15 year old: hey you your so ugly i wanna smash your face against the wall, Other person: You cuckoo I'm actually called the prettiest kid in my classroom what are you saying.

by Cuckoo definition March 3, 2022

Cuckoo

Cuckoo

I am…

I am cuckoo
For you….

Working on training this bird…
To not be silly…
In the streets…
Or running to your feet…
For any chance your eyes I can see.

It is just him/ you!!!

by a dream and 💔 September 17, 2024

Cuckoo Lorus

"Cuckoo Lorus" Slang for Scleral tattoos: the coloring of the conjunctiva, the clear membrane covering the sclera and inner eyelids, usually black and is permanent trend that makes look like demon sorta hehe

My friends coming to visit dont freak but she has Cuckoo Lorus, oh pardon whats Cuckoo Lorus? It means she has the Scleral black eyes tattoo's. Wicked thats soo dope! yeah she's a sweet Cuckoo Lorus hehe bless her heart lol lalala

by Screbble October 13, 2025

Cuckoo

Verb - to forcefully and without consent seal the genitalia passageways closed on an unsuspecting victim. Best results come from using medical grade, thin viscosity adhesives allowing an injection of glue deep into the genitalia cavity for an optimal, leakproof seal.

I was left with no other choice than to follow that wrinkled old bitch home, throat punch her sleeping husband to prevent any interruptions to the procedure, and then I performed a flawless cuckoo in that dumb hags dusty cunt bag. Cuckoo mafucka!!!!!!

by Sir CuckooCachoo March 13, 2025

cuckoo

A trans femme who fits the stereotype of a bitchy blonde mean girl.

Everyone knows not to mess with those cuckoos, they run this school

by StepfordCuckoo June 5, 2023

Cuckoo Woman

A woman who deceives her partner into believing that he is the father of her child, while the biological father is someone else. This term is derived from the behavior of the cuckoo bird, which lays its eggs in other birds' nests, tricking them into raising the cuckoo's offspring.

"After years of thinking he was the father, John discovered his wife was a Cuckoo Woman and the child was someone else's."

by Sakurakage July 13, 2024