Cronk-Parroting

Someone, usually a member of senior management, who takes it upon themselves to impart detailed knowledge about various facets of SQL Server ( DB performance analysis, query costs, table optimisation and index creation) which all parties to the conversation know for certain that they have obtained from and are repeating the wisdom of, a proper SQL developer.

Robert spent rather too long on the call Cronk-Parroting the optimisations required to bring speed and inner peace to the users' lives.

by IT Dude 2 January 31, 2023

CRONKED

When you totally get nelked with the boys 🤟

You tryna get absolutely cronked on Friday?!?!?

by Hunty z October 27, 2021

Cronking

The indefinite need to express your pain in a game or victory in a game using a word. I made up this word randomly.

Person 1: *Going beast mode in a game*
Person 1: I'm CRONKING!! omg IM GETTING CRONKED!!!!!!

by MusicalCondom January 2, 2022

Cronk

Raunchy cute

His new haircut is totally cronk!

by mladdi the baddie January 8, 2022

Cronk

A term that is the upmost offensive term out there. The use off such a word will get you shunned off by your friends, and either forgotten, or despised.

One could just say, "Cronk." As it is most sufficiently used when by it's self.

by Granduncle Ted March 28, 2022

Logan Cronk

A strange wierdo who shouldn't have been born.

Logan Cronk is a sad person.

by BigLolNoob November 8, 2020

cronked

cronked is where you get beyond gone... like really fucked

1- “hey man what should we do tonight”
2- “let’s have a party and get cronked”
(after covid obviously)

by hahahahahaokayokay February 10, 2021