crying conference

When you hide somewhere like the bathroom to cry, meet someone else who is crying, and you both talk about what you're crying over.

Yesterday I ran to the bathroom to cry after I found out about the fight, and I accidentally joined an already in-session crying conference.

by That Subpar Nerd September 13, 2019

Telephone Conference

Telephone Conference: Now here is a good one. An outstanding method to tie up several people to listen to a message on the telephone that could be relayed via an email. However it does provide a good way to entertain yourself with the participants that don’t mute their phone and talk about the speaker.

Clear your schedule to participate in this worthless telephone conference.

by yodotcom March 20, 2011

shit-conference

Anytime Donald J Trump stands before the press, either with or without a microphone, to take or answer questions.

Did you hear the lies Trump told during that shit-conference on the South Lawn today before the boarded Marine One.

by MpeachMint February 15, 2019

teachers' conference

An annual event in most educational jurisdictions, ostensibly for the presentation and discussion of educational research developments, and to satisfy educationists' professional development requirements. However, the true function of the seminars, held over weekends in five-star hotels, is to foster an atmosphere of intellectual curiosity, to kindle group learning experiences, and foment pedagogical stimulation between teaching colleagues, away from the constricting influence of family, work, and routines.

Judith paused and turned to stare at a sparrow fluttering under the eaves outside the window. She could not remember how many men were in the spa bath that night in her luxury hotel suite on the last night of the teachers' conference, her memory of the watery group encounter was just a champagne and cocktail-fuelled haze. All she knew is that now, four week's later, the pregnancy test was positive. How could she explain things to her husband? They hadn't had relations for years. Were there five men, or six? That ancient bearded professor had been at the back of the queue, she remembered that...
"Miss, oh,Miss.." one of her literature students calling out snapped her out of her reverie....
What the hell was she going to do now?

by _The Secret_ April 15, 2020

Conference call

When you're on the phone with coworker, friend, family and you're getting an unbelievable BJ

When you place your business partners on speaker and screw some chick on your desk

I got a call from my mom and my girl gave me a conference call.

I was having the most boring phone meeting when Jenny came in, I put the phone on speaker and drilled her on my desk.

by Stereotyped April 24, 2013

conference league

3rd tier of European football. Usually a place no ‘big team’ wants to be in.

Banterlona playing conference league next season 😭😭 (average Barcelona mocker in November)

by CFCPoisson May 29, 2022

Parent Teacher Conference

a place for teachers to tell poop about you while you're not there. Also a place for your parents to realize how stupid their child really must be. :}

"hey, did your mom go to the parent teacher conference today?"

"yea, the teacher went crazy."

"you grounded?"

"until i move out -___-"

by Cat (: November 17, 2009