commuticate

The act of talking to the person in the car adjacent while driving.

I was driving home from work and I noticed the car next to me left his gas cap open so I opened my window in hopes to commuticate the issue to them.

by poopypants123 March 17, 2009

Looter commuter

Someone who comes from an outside area, to where a protest is happening, so they can loot.

Where did dave get all that stuff? Did he get his job back after covid took it?

No, he is a looter commuter now.

by Nomas Tortuga May 31, 2020

CTT, Commuter town twink

A Commuter town twink is a Particular breed of post-adolescent Homosexual from towns mostly of white conservative demographic surrounding the M20. When the individuals move to a creative metropole he is in such strong denial of their heritage that they make use of ethnic minorities and queer culture to their sole socio cultural advantage. Although when returning to their hometown their inner purity comes out and stand aside everything the claimed to condemn

He’s such a CTT, two faces, one for London one for Reading

Condemns wetherspoons one day, the next he’s back with all his CTT, Commuter town twink

by midCLaTole November 1, 2020

Commuter Vehicle

An automobile not up to most people's quality standards. Usually covered in rust.

Hey Kev, nice commuter vehicle!

by DJ_Chardonnay December 14, 2020

Commutivity

When bros bro down and use the vast ability of connectivity, to bring community together.

Dude I am so glad you linked me that, spreading so much Commutivity.

by driftke70 June 20, 2013

Commuted Relationship

"When someone wants to be in a relationship with a specific someone but God dingly darn it they need to smash on the way to said person"

“I’m not ready to settle down with him yet so I guess we’ll have to be in a commuted relationship”

by Zelley August 23, 2023

Desk Commute

Commuting from your bed to your desk in the morning.

Popularized with the “work from home” movement post-Covid.

Instead of commuting in your car on a long trip to work, you now must instead commute from the comfort of your sleep to your computer desk.

Employee 1: Why is Janet on the Zoom meeting today? The boss is gonna be pissed at her.

Employee 2: She probably overslept and never made the desk commute

by Dr. Roboto September 24, 2023