Birdy Revenge

The type of revenge you get on birds for shitting on your car.

The preferred method is by going up to a birds nest, waiting for the mother bird to leave her eggs, climbing up to a sturdy limb right above said nest and taking a shit on the birds nest.

Works best if you have diarrhea.

If the mother bird still hasn't returned to the now defaced nest, feel free to take any eggs that haven't broken home for some awesome scrambled eggs. Just make sure to clean the shit off of them first.

Jack: Dude you were pretty pissed at those birds that crapped on your newly waxed car last week.

Kyle: Yeah but the next day I found a birds nest and got me some sweet birdy revenge.

Jack: You shit on some birds?

Kyle: Nope. Just the nest. There were some yummy looking eggs in there too, so I was thinking " Hey free breakfast"!

by Mick the Dick July 11, 2011

dirty birdie

A person who exhibits extreme perversion and an unbridled enjoyment for all things sexual.

You dirty birdie! (in response to a comment involving something perverse or sexual, duh)

by TheAngryMidget May 30, 2004

worm-birdy

An opportunist (negative connotation); one who advances oneself unselfconsciously and without shame.

"Dave Douglas is cool, sure, but he's a real worm-birdy."

by Lord Mzok April 4, 2004

Birdie Flip

Consuming LSD, MDMA, Ketamine, and smoking changa right before entering the K-hole, while peaking on the LSD, MDMA and Ketamine.

You are not ready for the birdie flip

by AllTheBirdsFlewAway May 23, 2020

birdy drink

Juvenile term for a method of consuming a drink from a community container (other than squeeze bottles) without said container actually making contact. The container's opening is placed just above the mouth, and the beverage is poured in. Requires a little bit of practice to avoid making you look like you have a hole in the lip.

That's the only bottle of water, so you better birdy drink from that.

by ke6isf October 15, 2004

Insatiable Birdie

A sex act performed by fucking a man in the ass in missionary position while leaning over and blowing him at the same time. It can be performed by either another man or a woman with a strap-on (see Pegging).

The act is named for its similarity to the motions made by the toy heat engines named drinking birds, insatiable birdies, or dipping birds.

Getting fucked in the ass with a strapon is great by itself, but the Insatiable Birdie is MIND BLOWING!

by SensualPeggingFan November 28, 2012

fly birdie

A copy of fucking Flappy Bird Trying to take over peoples lives now that flappy bird is off the app store ,ruin peoples lives like flappy bird and did and make people break their phones

Jack:do you have fly birdie?
Justin:forget that fake crap don’t get me started

by mr.washington February 12, 2014