A: hey i decided that we are in the middle of a conversation now so i need to bring up a topic.
B: ok.
A: did you know that jeff bezos’s full name is “jeffrey preston bezos”?
B: hey this guy on tiktok hit a fli- WAIT WHAT I DIDN’T KNOW THAT I AM CURRENTLY IN SHOCK AND I AM GONNA FAINT IN 3.9516 SECONDS
*3.9516 seconds later*
B: *faints*
B: ok.
A: did you know that jeff bezos’s full name is “jeffrey preston bezos”?
B: hey this guy on tiktok hit a fli- WAIT WHAT I DIDN’T KNOW THAT I AM CURRENTLY IN SHOCK AND I AM GONNA FAINT IN 3.9516 SECONDS
*3.9516 seconds later*
B: *faints*
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I bit and sucked.
Jeffrey's breathing shook. His asshole squeezed my cheeks, filled me, until my teeth rubbed, and Jeffrey moaned in ecstasy. I brought Jeffrey back on the ride, pulled his ass onto my lips, sucked, used my tongue, and fucked up his ass as far as he could go. Jeffrey moaned and shook in orgasm.
When Jeffrey was ready to eat, I climbed onto the grass with him. I kissed his lips and tasted his ass. Jeffrey kept his eyes closed, breathing heavily, wanting me to fuck up his ass.
My fucking lips glided up and down Jeffrey's ass. Jeffrey kept opening and closing his eyes. I felt my balls tighten and my cock twitch. I couldn't hold back. My prick twitched until it exploded in Jeffrey's ass. My dick made a wet, sucking sound.
Jeffrey kept opening and closing his eyes.
Jeffrey
I bit and sucked.
Jeffrey's breathing shook. His asshole squeezed my cheeks, filled me, until my teeth rubbed, and Jeffrey moaned in ecstasy. I brought Jeffrey back on the ride, pulled his ass onto my lips, sucked, used my tongue, and fucked up his ass as far as he could go. Jeffrey moaned and shook in orgasm.
When Jeffrey was ready to eat, I climbed onto the grass with him. I kissed his lips and tasted his ass. Jeffrey kept his eyes closed, breathing heavily, wanting me to fuck up his ass.
My fucking lips glided up and down Jeffrey's ass. Jeffrey kept opening and closing his eyes. I felt my balls tighten and my cock twitch. I couldn't hold back. My prick twitched until it exploded in Jeffrey's ass. My dick made a wet, sucking sound.
Jeffrey kept opening and closing his eyes.
Jeffrey
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"Yes bro wys"
"Nothing much g, jus fuckin around with the Bezos-boys and what not init"
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"Neither does the Bezos-boys"
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"Neither does the Bezos-boys"
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