Baby

When you ready to settle down but you still got things you need to get out ur system.

You my baby not my bae

by @spadesbaby December 13, 2017

Baby

Little alimentary canals with zero responsibility.

John Doe is like a baby - all he does is eat and sleep.

by Khechomuni September 17, 2017

Baby

Lumps of meat and fat that u have to feed titty milk bc a guys pull out game is weak

Damn that baby is fat as fuck
That man got some weak ass pull out game, I mean look 5 kids like what the fuck

by Phantomwarrior March 26, 2020

Baby

A scary think that drools on you

The baby drank milk

by anonymous November 24, 2021

Baby

Noun: A small object used for kicking or throwing.

We didn't use a football instead we used a baby.

by 888899990000000 March 23, 2023

Baby

An evil, evil thing. A destroyer of worlds, the great Abyss. The Original Sin. When you see a baby on the street, pull out your cross, and run. When you see a baby in the park, in a coffee shop, or anywhere for that matter, you karate chop that motherfuckef into oblivion. For a baby is a thing to be feared and terrified of, not to happy of and worshipped.

Dear God! It's a fucking baby!

by Carroll Creedon November 25, 2021

Baby

your husband
a cute thing

an ACCIDENT

or your pet

baby

by this isnt sam November 29, 2020