British Blondie

Those white blonde British men you see on the media. Many females simp for them really hard. Always rich and ends up being the villain. They're very sus and don't get any bitches because of their status.

Person 1: Ugh, not the British Blondies! They're so annoying!

by teetersworld March 8, 2023

Blondie

The best singer of all time. Blondie is incredible and can be referred to as Taylor Swift.

person 1: "wow...who wrote this song? It's AMAZING!!!!"
person 2: "It's Blondie. DUH"

by blondie4life13 March 15, 2023

blondie lemon boy

the real definition that screams Draco Malfoy. He is a bittersweet person. Acting shitty and all of a sudden, he switches up real quickly. Bipolar.

“You’re like my blondie lemon boy.”

“Pardon?”

“You’re such a bittersweet person.”

*sentence from SPARKS d.’m by malfoybeb

by bellamalfoyuh December 11, 2020

short barrel blondie

This is a sassy, but classy blonde that is usually sexy as hell, born between 1993 and 1996, she will rip you to pieces like a short barrel shot gun, but she will also give you the best sex of your life and be the loyal woman of your dreams if you treat her correctly.

Hey babe wanna go get me a sandwich ... ( Racking of short barrel blondie) who do you think I am you miserable dick drip , go get it yourself.

Or

Hey my Baby girl, would you mind making me a sandwich whenever you get a chance it's really no rush .... Her:( short barrel blondie) of course I will my hubby, but only after you get in that bed room and make my legs shake.

by MarriedtoMo828 November 11, 2021

blondie

the nickname swifties give taylor swift when she makes them mad or wont tell them stuff

you: what is the next album taylors re-recording?
me:idk blondie keeps giving us mixed signals and won’t let up with the easter eggs”

by taylorswiftis August 1, 2021

blondie quandie

what you would call someone that looks blonder than usual

Wow Zoe, you look like a blondie quandie right now.

by rb133 June 19, 2021

Blondie™️

Stupid loser that told me I’m gay but I’m not and it’s rude and I hate elephants that eat grasshoppers without cars in Mexico and men are shoulder hurt.

“Damn I didn’t know that I could be sued for the use of the word blondie™️ By her”

by anonymous May 17, 2022