Hey you, you're finally awake

A phrase used to start a spam call about a cars extended warranty

Hey you, you're finally awake. We've been trying to reach you about your cars extended warranty that is about to expire. Go to our website to extend your cars extended warranty to extended your extended warranty on your car.

by wipeoutninja February 24, 2023

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awake the wizzard brewing

how do women have kids they must have some sort of wizzard inside them

girl you gotta awake the wizzard brewing

by SKRRR SKKRR JACKSON March 11, 2023

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Awake

Awake is the opposite of woke. It is being awakened and alert to the hypocrisy and danger of wokeness, such as charities intentionally or inadvertently promoting negative societal issues, such as racial division, illegal immigration that isn't genuine humanitarian intake, or climate fear mongering, and are motivated by financial gain through donations solely for their wages, perks and bonuses, despite claiming to be non-profit, which is inaccurate.

I'm awake and not woke to that left-wing party saying that those people are victims, especially when they are actually doing well, helping others and being successful, just to get votes to be seen to be fixing a contrived problem that doesn't exist.

by The Person Who Is The Real One January 23, 2023

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The Prince is awake

A line from Homestuck followed by "Your shit is wrecked". In the fandom, it is sometimes used as a joke for when someone is in danger, or when something has gone catastrophically wrong.

Gina: "Aw, shit, they took B!"
Jeff: "The Prince is awake."

by anonymous January 4, 2021

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