Logan Airport

Airport located in Boston, Massachusettes that people blame for 9/11 because two of the planes were from there. It has been ridiculed by all of the families who lost someone on 9/11 because it let the terrorists on the planes.

Logan airport is better now than it was two years ago.

by Anonymous June 26, 2003

airport boy

“airport boy” Is a boy who is extremely attractive and exists at every airport, you know you will never see him again so you appreciate from a distance

omg look its airport boy! he’s soooo hot

by kingjulianthefirst April 15, 2021

chicago airport

The place Juice Wrld was taken from the world 😞

Boy 1 : yo bro you heard about juice wrld?
Boy 2 : ye man its sad we need to destroy Chicago airport it’s haunted now

by ThePEhall December 9, 2019

Vape in airport

When you go on a Ryan air flight to Poznan and vape once leaving the aircraft , only to be stopped by polish federals asking for 500 zloty.

Bean: ‘Oi Pea I’m craving that vape in airport’
Pea: ‘Here have a tip’
Bean: *takes fat rip*
Polish feds: ‘ stop that ‘

by Grussell March 22, 2023

airport literature

Bad books that people find interesting for a very short period of time, rarely bought and even rarelier finished. Lame biographies, lame romances, etc.

Person 1: I wrote this book, you should check it out.
Person 2: that book is airport literature. Please kys and burn any copies you have.

by Derpafish February 15, 2023

airport CEO

Typically a self-impressed male, aged early 30’s to mid 50’s. They pace around talking loudly on their cell phone “calling shots” in an incredibly tight waiting area. The rest of us just want to hear the boarding announcement.

Joey: I’m about tired of this fool in my ear talking about $?!t I don’t care about.
Butch: Chill man. He’s just an airport CEO, I don’t think he’s on our flight.

by DaWisest March 1, 2021

airport 10

A person seen at the airport who would normally reside within the five to seven range on the attractive ends scale. Their presence in the airport, compounded with the fact that one will likely never see them again, often produces lewd and unrealistic fantasies or ideas about joining the mile high club. This creates an airport 10.

Jack: yo Ray, check out that chick over there. She’s a total airport 10!

Ray: it’s never gonna happen pal

by Phatsky July 11, 2022