NAP-ASAP-ALAP

Needing a nap as soon as possible, as long as possible.

Last night I raged until the wee hours of the night and had to wake up so early. Before I go out again, I need a NAP-ASAP-ALAP.

by CTulls July 6, 2009

ASAP

Acronym for "as soon as possible".

Frequently used in military to make someone of lower rank to complete an action.

Pronounced "A-SAP" not "A-S-A-P"

Staff Sergeant: "Go clean up your barrack ASAP! It smells worse than my @$$"
Innocent Private: "Yes S.Sgt"

by my brain is FUBAR November 22, 2018

ASAP

At snail-ass pace

Don't worry guys I'll be there ASAP!

by Pancake-Owner February 6, 2019

Asap

Anal sex and penis

You want some asap

by Vikt0303 February 12, 2019

asap

asap means as soon as possible.

Jungwoo: A-S-A-P! As soon as possible!
asap means as soon as possible, thanks jungwow

by nctzensarethebest July 14, 2019

ASAP

It's meaning is As Soon As Possible.Example:

I'll be there ASAP

by LelutzPăPâine November 7, 2017

ASAP

At swiftly awesome packederm.

When Horton heard the cry for help he made a quick notion ASAP to help them.

by ColbyBadman217 December 28, 2016